Pitzush the cat really looks like ZsaZsa Gabor.

Possibly, but I feel like Norman has seen a lot of shite and would forgive you. He’s just that great, y’know?

There’s gay angels in those books and they need their own show, Netflix!

Ooh, good timing. I was just pondering a bowlful in my kitchen not ten minutes ago! They’ve been a wonderful snacker for the past week but I’m getting a little tired of eating them raw.

I came home from school one day in the 90's to find my stepdad had installed one in our only family bathroom. He was so proud and declared that it was, “like shitting on a cloud.” But it wasn’t! It was like shitting on a creepy old man’s lap!

That GIF is everything

Er, like that gross jar at Moe’s bar? I’m afraid. I like pickled cabbage and pickled herring so I guess I’m not a total baby, but I’m also a little grossed out by eggs’ very existence. Can anyone vouch for them?