White women’s tear are weapoma of mass distruction and have gotten Black men killed and them off the hook. It absolutely does matter that she’s faking it.

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Talk about the low hanging fruit. I would guess that about 100% of men in Bush’s dilemma would have done exactly the same thing - chuckle and try not to make fatso loose his shit before a filming. He was simply the sideshow that the GOP used to deflect from the real issue.

Say what you want about Courtney Love - she’s a genuine fucking rock star, with songs that stand the test of time (did I listen to Doll Parts on repeat for 3 hours yesterday while crying at my desk because of period cramps? Perhaps)

She’s a one-woman Generation X and I freakin’ love everything about her for it.

I hate myself for laughing at this. Well done.

To give his should some rest, Tyreek’s son will now be taught how to kick-box

100% that move was to keep him from kicking Brees’ head in!

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

The dude’s gonna go watch all the European soccer he can handle this fall. 

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

I want to sit next to Ray Ratto in a bar while he watches football

Just curious why the headline says majority ownership when the source material says significant ownership? Those words aren’t interchangeable.

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

He leaves behind a complicated legacy. On the one hand he was a complete monster. On the other, he is the man who killed Jeffrey Epstein. That ain’t nothing.

“Volkswagen.”