Joule thief!

Twenty years from now I’m gonna forget how to use a fucking fork. “What IS this doohickey?

I’m have tremendous sympathy for those battling addiction and the War on Drugs is a tragic farce. That said, dealing fentanyl is quite simply evil. Moving 15,000 does of it takes Hatch our of the “sad” category and makes him a murderer.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Are you people blind??

“a top staffer for Vice President Mike Pence said he “can’t talk about” why Pence abruptly—and without much explanation—canceled a trip to New Hampshire to stay in Washington earlier this month.”

Her club team is the Washington Spirit, where you can also see Mal Pugh play. Yahoo streams NWSL games for free and the league recently made a deal to show occasional games on the ESPN channels.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

My dad once made this grilled cheese. He also took the picture and posted it to Facebook so I don’t think he was sad about it.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

not fair! At the end of 31 day months there are 2 odd days in a row.

Tip for Jess:

Oof. Honestly I’m worried that without some solidarity from other divisions of Buzzfeed management may full well say something along the lines of: “It’s been fun, but selling spatulas is a lot easier than running a digital newsroom in 2019"

Trump and his advisors WANT more refugees to come to the border. If Trump actually did anything to reduce immigration and asylum seekers from coming to the Us border, he would not be able to rely on the racist fear that America is being invaded by brown people. That would reduce the number of people that would go out…

Not a lawyer but it’s hard for me to see a difference between what he was doing and emergency room doctors who can’t leave someone to die (ETA like an undocumented immigrant could easily show up in one of those and get some water and medical care). I realize the legalities are probably different but the idea he is…

Neither is OK.  UFC is human cockfighting. 

I don’t want it anywhere near the meat section (since I don’t eat meat).

They were only making plans for Nigel.

Reasons why the Patriots have been a dynasty for almost 20 years:

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.