Recovered alcoholic here. Up until about 7 years ago, I got myself into lots of trouble. Never got a DUI, never went to jail, but still spent plenty of time fucking up my life and the lives of others who were close to me. Let me be 100% clear: everything I did was my own fault. The people who sold me booze at the…

He really took it to heart when people told him he needed to move on from humping waitresses.

This should have been published on The Takeout

The people who believe he cant win this case are just a bunch of neigh sayers.

Also known as The Tug Rule.

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

I salute your vast summary powers.

I mean, if this wasn’t the most famous horse race in America that decision would have been made in like 3 minutes

You make a lot of solid points, backed with good evidence. But none of that counters my emotional response to this and I will call you a racist transphobic if you disagree.

What I did know when NBC Sports released me is that my parents did not raise a son who would collect unemployment, and I never have.

She has no gay friends.

Everyone loses, as nobody picked the Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwhich, the superior fast food chicken sandwich. 

Because “sanctuary city” has become a completely loaded term used by idiot conservatives, not unlike “sjw”? I don’t blame him for not wanting to glom onto that one.

Think about Trump like this — if you knowingly receive stolen property, even if you did not participate in the theft, even if you did not know about the theft in advance, the act itself is still a crime. And Trump’s case is even more brazen. He was told about the theft before and after, willingly and knowingly…

Nixon would be jealous. He didn’t have nearly as many sycophantic fucks defending him at all turns once the evidence came out.

Even Nixon thinks trump is getting away with too much.

Every semester, without fail, I get a student who asks me if it’s alright to quote profanity in an essay (these are college students, mind).

Every semester, without fail, I answer, “Language only has the power we give it. Every profane word in our language either had a polite meaning before it became profane, or is…

We’re all pulling for you, Mayor Pete. 

It is quite simple. Neither of them believe the BS they are spewing. They are just grifters playing both sides so as to optimize their future income sources. Kellyanne is playing the role of the far right Trump supporter and her husband is playing the anti-Trump role. No matter how post 2020/2024 turns out, they will…

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.