Using arithmetic to calculate a simple tip is pedantic AF. I WAS just teasing, but after that bad rejoinder, please eat at home forever. 

I agree. Articles like this “satire” are the last gasps of toxic beer nerds gradually getting edged out of the culture. -brewery chef here

At least you’re coming by the user name honestly, but yeesh. I don’t know if I’d be in a room alone with you, let alone out to eat in a restaurant. 

Fucking A-yuh, this needs more stars

Or, pour the last bit of coffee into the new bag, etc

Just get out of there

How magnanimous of you 

You ought to hang your head in shame for that one, friend. 

Those of us that believe in the Saints v Chiefs narrative are mainly projecting the desire to have one fucking Superbowl that everyone could feel good about the winner no matter the outcome, rather than a perfect villain vs some fluke team. 

This Saints fan couldn't be happier :::cries:::

Poppy Bowl

My work has been hosting these parties for recruitment; saddest, shittiest attended thing you’ll ever see.

Voter turnout for his election was like 32% wanna say. Democrats didn’t show up to vote because they had hubris that Bevin would be easily defeated. And because they didn’t turn out, the KY leg turned turned red for the first time in forever. He wasn’t voted in so much as KY voters let him win. And the likely…

Our restaurant kitchen's return air heater never got installed, so our kitchen is the same temperature as outside. Everyone is marveling at the chefs in hats, hoodies and scarves. 

This is my first beg; I comment on so many different platforms and just can’t get outta here! 

Agreed. We are Saints, so we're performing miracles for everyone else. I'm still hungover and have no voice, but I will take the cold comfort of knowing that game was lost the moment of the non call rather than an inevitable slaughtering in the Superbowl by the fuck. ING Patriots where they'd be exposed as frauds. 

Let's be for real here. Media unions are forming only to cushion the blow of its inevitable demise, right? 

Let’s just say I didn’t exactly make good Army Wife material 😂 

A) thank for your service. B) I experienced women in my spouses unit that internalized this as well c) good on you for seeing it

I'm not crying, you're crying.