I’d never seen such blatant and open racism before I became a military spouse. Let’s push them into some other mandated civil service that doesn’t prize toxic masculinity and blind fellowship. 

This is exactly why reservations are dumb. People flat out lie about the size of their party to get some extra elbow room, or downplay the size of their party to secure a table sooner then and expect the restaurant to accommodate as their party grows. I work at a small brewpub where seating is premium, and we’ve seen…

Drew being out shrinks the NFL coverage; everything else is well covered over the weekend. I think maybe Deadspin as a whole takes a "fuck the NFL" stance, which is totally fair. 

Dennis, you are doing an awesome job as the sole reporter for the goddamn NFL playoffs on a sports blog. 

JESUS, I hope they pat down Philly fans for batteries tomorrow...

Big pee pee mojo

A fun fact: credit history is evaluated for security clearance and security clearance is necessary for certain jobs in all five branches. Inability to pay bills could lead to devastating long term consequences for Coast Guard members. And let’s not forget, while some infantryman in the Army is getting paid to spray…

It KIND of looks tipped but his missed FGs all look like this one. He is so good at hitting goal posts. 

Dennis, are you seriously freelancing as the only reporter covering the fucking NFL playoffs this weekend for a sports blog? You are doing awesome. 

It will definitely live up to the hype of a 12 year hiatus release-Axl Rose

The Ravens did not win. The Browns just Browned like they do, and it was fun to see how it would all unfold. And now the Steelers are out of the playoffs, so it's a win win... win? 

If I could show you the homeless camp under the I-65 overpass in Louisville, you would have a good fraction of an idea of how truly and sadly fucked the state of KY is right now. While Bevin and AG Beshear are busy measuring their dicks in front of judges to prove how big they are, our state is dying.

I'll hot take the bait here and point out that the Rams schedule was fairly easy and their record isn't telling the whole story. 

Fingernail. Clippings. Up a D. Come on y'all, that's the worst one hands down. 

Ohh gotcha gotcha! 

Man you are salty; which team are you for, Falcons or Panthers?

They're alive!! 

Youze may be the first magnanimous Pitts fan ever I’ve ever encountered; I still haven’t heard from my Steelers fan friend that couldn't make the watching the game with me due to family shit. Have a French fry sub for me, holy fuck that sounds glorious

The pass interference calls were a fucking joke. I will fully cop to that first one called on Steelers was flat out wrong, and then it just got worse from there for both teams. The reffing in general was just painful and 100% seemed to dictate the outcome of the game.

The Bears are the only team I'm scared of. But their offense is a tiny bit worse than their defense can carry, and Saints are reverse; so it would be pretty thrilling to watch. That dome is terrifying; I hope Trubisky takes his anti diarrhea pills, or he'll have an epic Funbag story for Drew (RIP)