Yeah, four years after Katrina, what a wild coincidence 🙄

Yeah, it’s scaring me too. But they have had a really tough end of season schedule and are genuinely not used to hitting the gas this hard all season. I hope every starter gets benched next week. Let them rest. 

Four years after Katrina; damn you’re right, what a weird coincidence.

Saints fan here, and who doesn't hate the Steelers; but that was a great goddamn game that damn near killed me. I will not have a voice tomorrow and will definitely have a hangover, so... all in all the reason I watch football. I even felt a little bad for Pittsburgh, which I am entirely sure would not be reciprocated…

I think it’s weird that you make the distinction that The Takeout doesn’t write about fast food often because I feel like many, many posts are about fast food and corporate chains. Which is ok! But do you really believe that? 

Talk about putting the spin in dead. I just legit cried though. 

What about that one where the intern flashed her thong at the president and then started giving him secret blow jobs in the Oval Office and he used his secretary to arrange it? She got a job at the CIA! 

For sure; was just pointing out that it’s how many were called, not actually how many committed

“Committed”, ha you funny

Actually, they do. And as the chef of the restaurant I work in, if *I* like you, I’ll even come talk to you too, for which I receive no tip. YMMV depending on what type of bar you are in, sure; but if you have never been engaged even hanging out solo on a slow night by your bartender, I can assure you they have picked…

They handed you a beer and walked away because you are a no-tipping asshole and they can sniff you out from a mile away. 

I vote that they just replay Prince's show on the jumbotrons every year and end it with Janet's boob

I vote that they just replay Prince's show on the jumbotrons every year and end it with Janet's boob

Bah! I loved this episode; religion is a cultural identity that you don’t necessarily have to be very devoted to, this expressed it perfectly-AND it was once again the perfect foil for how desperate the gentile daughter-in-law is to seek the family's approval and failing. The family isn't particularly into the…

Miami is now only one game behind NE in the division. The Pats have lost to some of the worst teams in the NFL. Good luck in the playoffs. Never change Pats fan. 

Yah, the C pronounced Z is a New York thing, not a NE thing, wtf? 

I simply can't because then it would be over. If I don't watch, it's like he is still there. 

If a woman doesn’t want to to sit her ass on the seat, she can lift it just like a man and have a way bigger hole to aim toward but everyone looks at me like I am crazy when I tell them I do this. 

I know; how many times is the word “pursuing” going to be spelled wrong when there is even a quote where it’s spelled correctly?

Sorrel, spinach, escarole, arugula, endive, baby kale, frisee, chicory, and watercress are all giving you side eye right now