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Your vote counts as long as it’s counted by 5 pm tomorrow! Democracy! 

Turfucken

Bad juju; and Dez paid for it. 

Oh, we are finally going to address the elephant in the room that is his glaring terrible past on positions related to race? 

“I just can’t believe it,” she says. “I didn’t think anyone would read it.”

My co-worker's wife was at Kroger when it went down and being a nurse, stayed to help law enforcement give aid. The dude with the concealed weapon did exchange fire with the shooter because he started firing randomly after he left the store (which is how the woman was shot). Maurice Stallard's son is an aide for Mayor

Old fashion donuts will never get old for me (the knob made it shaped like a lowercase d for Dunks!); all Dunkins had going for it apart from any other donut shop was the cake donuts, their yeast ones are garbage. (And I say this an avid rabid fan of them, like I have strangers take my picture in front of the ones I

I am a Saints fan, and I got more sympathy after the Vikings blew it against the Eagles than when they won against the Saints. My best friend, who got me into football, is a Pat’s fan and it has been my dream for them to faceoff in the Superbowl. The good news is that MY dream is still alive, and hahahaha Saints

It’s almost like our demand for things to be as cheap as humanly possible is fucking everyone over....

This! I am not even coy; I also lead them to believe I have so-so credit (higher interest, thinking the dealer makes even more on the backend?) when negotiating the price. First time I tried it out, they dropped the price down well below market value. Man was dude pissed when I showed up with a cashier’s check the

I don’t know if this is a new thing or has escaped me somehow, but NPR receives funding from Koch Industries, just heard a disclosure over the air after a news article about this very thing. In light of how mealy mouthed they have been in characterizing Trump’s lies and falsehoods, backtracking (“corrected his

More like Lurkins Hall...

Yeah, we used to play hide and seek where the kid who was “it” had a BB gun ; growing up in a trailer park in the South in the 80s was basically Lord of the Flies. 

Chef here. I used to fret over my tomato sauce like any chef would, but over the years, I have gotten more streamlined and kind of enjoy testing the boundaries of how few ingredients can achieve the best flavor. This recipe pleases me. Mine is Roma tomatoes (local paste varieties truly the best, but any will do), a

The trail of crumbs he left of his “moderacy” ended in fox den. Well played, fuck-o. 

Same. I had been obssessed as a kid, then our junior year of high school, everyone had to write a 25 page paper on whatever we wanted. It happenens to be assigned about six months before the movie Titanic came out, so my teacher kept trying to fix me up with a date to go see it. Refused. The inaccuracies taken for the

Death memorial decals on the rear window. Like, the RIP, person’s name, date of birth and death. Why is this on a vehicle? Couldn’t afford the tacky tattoo?

Couldn’t even finish reading it :::gag:::

Update: 30 minutes into the event and there are 3 people out of the expected 80-100 here