𝄆 MANY MIIIIILES AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 𝄇

Ahahaha he thinks The Hold Steady are the antidote.

I'd argue 24 Hours has a better case, but that's splitting hairs.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I READ VINELAND AND REMEMBER A NUMBER OF DETAILS ABOUT IT.

There WAS a cameo appearance in that book, though: Scott Oof's first appearance was in Vineland.

Mother of God someone else knows of and remembers Cookie Mongoloid.

Mother of God someone else knows of and remembers Cookie Mongoloid.

I found about A after being bored on Spotify; decent snotty pop-punk. They aren't particularly guilty faced with other acts like X (L.A. punk), M ("Pop Muzik), E (later of Eels), I (metal "supergroup") or the other 21 low-level acts I managed to find and finish the whole alphabet.

I found about A after being bored on Spotify; decent snotty pop-punk. They aren't particularly guilty faced with other acts like X (L.A. punk), M ("Pop Muzik), E (later of Eels), I (metal "supergroup") or the other 21 low-level acts I managed to find and finish the whole alphabet.

Kickstarter and the people who have had the most successful projects have taught me that the point of building goodwill with fans and admirers is a lead-up to bilking them on the back of their trust.

Kickstarter and the people who have had the most successful projects have taught me that the point of building goodwill with fans and admirers is a lead-up to bilking them on the back of their trust.

"This Comment": The creator of this witty barb blithely recounts the steps of creating a comment for the discussion section underneath an Internet article. The commenter reads a bizarrely dry and clinical dissection of a series of humorous scenarios from a long-since-cancelled sketch comedy show. What really makes…

"This Comment": The creator of this witty barb blithely recounts the steps of creating a comment for the discussion section underneath an Internet article. The commenter reads a bizarrely dry and clinical dissection of a series of humorous scenarios from a long-since-cancelled sketch comedy show. What really makes…

This is the Walter Cronkite version of preparing tiny Japanese candy-hamburgers to the Taste Test's Hunter S. Thompson gonzo ethos.

This is the Walter Cronkite version of preparing tiny Japanese candy-hamburgers to the Taste Test's Hunter S. Thompson gonzo ethos.

"5150" is to be preceded by the letter "E", burble menacingly for 3 minutes, then kick straight into "The Mob Rules".

"5150" is to be preceded by the letter "E", burble menacingly for 3 minutes, then kick straight into "The Mob Rules".

Well, if we're doomed, let's go loot Nathan Rabin's house.

Well, if we're doomed, let's go loot Nathan Rabin's house.

There's no comments yet because everyone's trying to wait for a few hundred more. Then, and only then, will their "turn the page" joke be timed successfully.