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Not trying to be hostile so apologize if it comes off this way, but if people here know who you are then what’s the big deal if this asshat is using your name?

Jezebel, 11:31 a.m.: MIA is a genius and you dumb shitfuck white people don’t understand the genius of this beautiful alt music star

OH NOES. YOU DIDZ NOT LYKE A THING TEH MEDIA SAIZ IZ A GUD FEMINIZUM. I WILL FEED U TOO MAH PUPPEH POOZ.

“Something something vaccines cause autism something something making my butt look like it’s talking something something Jesus.”—Jim Carrey, 2016

So we’re all clear then, Jim Carrey is batshitfuckingholyshitlostmyshitgoofballsfuckingcrazy, right?

I think we all need to wait until that taylorswfiftbabyfetus account weighs in on this.

Hey, that makes TWO Howard Hughes movies people have cast Alec Baldwin without realizing he is actually Hughes reincarnated. Seriously, Alec would be a perfect Hughes.

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Hey, did you watch a different film trailer? Because uh, you’re a little off there.