That’s former Gawker writer Brian Moylan who the staff here pretty much hates because he’s gone on to have the career they wish they had. Remember these stars at Jeezabelle are the ones who only write the responses to the stuff ppl in that NYMag article write. That’s not a writer, that’s a glorified Tumblr author, but…

COME ON. http://jezebel.com/pouring-a-buck…

SOOOO y’all aren’t going to link back to your own shitty writers’ shitty analysis of this? Like dipshit fired boy Colin Kitchenette and the always hateful and miserable but ‘FUCK YOU I WORK IN MY PAJAMAS’ Kara Brown? No? K then.

That’s a good gesture but come on. Those companies are just going to pack up and move elsewhere, to a place where they won’t have to pay it. It’s fucking depressing but places like Indiana, Texas, Arkansas, etc offer huge tax BREAKS to tech firms to appeal to them to ditch California. Wish it wasn’t like that but yeah…

That’s what I thought, too. It’s a dumb corny stupid joke but I’d rather eye-roll my way around it and have the power to say “this is fucking dumb” than witness this scorched earth policy of dealing with dumb frat boy humor. Especially considering this is a person who is going to be PRESIDENT. Do these “DELETE THIS…

All morning snark aside, Bobby actually does this a lot. He steals jokes from comments of other sites/Twitter/YouTube/etc and mostly people don’t catch on because who’s down here reading the greys.

Well, then you’re definitely not Bobby, who seems to enjoy YouTube comments going back as far as the time the video was posted to steal the best jokes! What fun! We can all be Gawker Media writers if we just learn to lurk in the best comment sections! Happy day!

AND HIS JOKES HE STEALS FROM TWITTER AND SHITTY YOUTUBE COMMENTS!!! YAY JESUS! WE WON!!! WE WO—

UGH NOOOOO. Please don’t give this fakeass bullshit artist anymore credit for the jokes he steals. PLEASE. The “Harambe’s Revenge” joke is all over the YouTube comments for the trailer and on Twitter. FOR WEEKS. Come on, people

GREAT JOB funny man stealing the Harambe’s Revenge joke from Twitter! Did you really think no one would notice or what?

Yes OK but the only thing more insufferable than the endless barrage of terrible clickbait thinkpieces are the “I’m so sick of these terrible clickbait thinkpieces” articles. Also, was this post just made to slap yourselves on the back because your writer left NY and didn’t write about it (SO BRAVE). Because uh, that…

THANK YOU. It’s so obnoxious.

Barry Manilow and Pong.

This kind of public shaming of women (by a man, huh) is really fucked up and it stuns me that Jezebel promotes it like “lol Bey clickbait yada yada.” I mean, you guys do your thing, I guess but this shit nasty. Uh-uh.

That’s so funny that it’s a reference that’s obscure to some people. I thought on here, people would know “Red Pill/Blue Pill” because it’s also used by the MRA movement. There’s an angry dude forum on Reddit called “Red Pill” and I think there’s an r/bluepill (which is a forum that makes fun of Red Pillers and their…

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA this is the greatest misunderstanding of a reference of all time and I cannot stop laughing and never change. Never ever change.

WITCHCRAFT.

Right? Octomom was a sick joke but a woman who uses the same methods to have six kids is a hero. OK then.

Oh I’m sorry, I think you have an error in your headline. That’s Dr. Gloria Nathan you have pictured up there.

Over 45 Club myself, bruh. I feel you all the way. Ain’t nobody want an old person working near them, reminding them they are just getting older, too lmao. I had a 20-year-old once tell me they “understood” the pain of ageism because their mom tells them they’re too young to understand a lot of things. I walked away,…