I went to school at Towson with Brent Harris, the reporter John Harbaugh berated in that video. We were in the same sports broadcasting class, and both of us got media jobs after graduation. He was at WBFF TV in Baltimore and I went down to Ocean City MD to do a radio morning show. Both of our careers were full of…

It’s in football years. They’re like dog years.

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

Predicting an NFL player will live to be 85 years old in the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on this site.

So it boils down to THREE missing texts and some equivocal (at best) ball pressure readings and Brady gets one of the heftiest suspensions for non-drugs and non-violence in League history. Roger Goodell is really just not smart enough (or something enough) to be Commissioner of a sports league.

Holy shit, this analysis is amazing. Deadspin - hats off you to for sorting through all of this and displaying it in an easy to read way. I just wish the root of all this was something to actually give a fuck about and not some PSI in a football from a one-sided playoff game (PSI aside, the Colts folded and got…

Unless I work for the government in a national security position, if my employer asks to see my personal cellphone, I would tell them to go shove an iphone 6 plus up their ass.

Me, drunk: ow ow!