While we can’t know the author’s intent for sure, “what’s in this drink” most likely, for the time period, meant there was more liquor or an additional liquor that the drinker wasn’t expecting rather than an exclamation of the delicious flavor. Remember, this was a time when drinking scotch before bed nightly was a…

Only if I eat too much of it, so I’m good, but I appreciate the concern.

Hahahahahahahaha, awwww, did I hit a little too close to home?

Sick burn, bro.

A butthurt vegan!? What a find!

Vegetarians are usually alright (though I wouldn’t trust them to prepare a meal and I secretly think there’s something super weird about them), but if you tell me you’re a vegan (and you will within 3 minutes of meeting you), I instantly lose any and all interest in having anything to do with you.

Ah, yes, if I tell my employer that I’m giving up my car to reduce my carbon footprint, I‘m sure they’ll buy out my neighbors, raze the land and move their facility next door to my house.

I always gird my torso for heaving laughter when a dipshit blogger presents a post that claims to solve one of mankind’s biggest problems. A problem the world’s brightest minds have been working on for what seems like ages. They didn’t figure it out. Someone not good enough at journalism to be hired by a real media…

Such a relic they’re still being produced in mass numbers and most people own one they use daily.

This is, hands down, the finest 8th grade essay I have ever read.

Boom.

Yeah, I think you’re probably gonna get more yes-es to #7 if it’s “hey, would you fill out these forms” as opposed to “hey, can you wash my car?”

I’ll say this. It’s not worth $90, but check out a HQ youtube vid sometime. Bennington does a Weiland, right down to the dancing, that is WAYYYYYYY better than you’d ever think.

Sure, but Scott clearly wasn’t ready for that. I mean, he didn’t leave STP the last time. He was kicked out (and tried to sue to prevent it). Then he started floating rumors about reuniting with Velvet Revolver, which they promptly shot down.