“everything from Ariana Grande to the Chainsmokers” is like saying “everything in the alphabet from A to B”

Question: why on earth do the super rich need a wedding registry? Why not request that their guests donate to a charity or just say something like, “no gifts, thank you, we’re fine?” When The Madman and I got hitched, we requested donations to an animal rescue in lieu of gifts, as we already have everything we need,…

the useless thing I would like most is Nick Jonas, thank u for asking

You can straight up make soup in the Vitamix. The blades move so fast it can actually warm it. I haven’t tried it yet, but that’s what the book that came with mine states.

That is called THE FALL OF THE ORANGE CURTAIN. 

GW Bush used to do the same thing. You could always tell when the simplified explanation for something was fresh in his mind, because he'd smugly repeat it to the press. The Republican Party is such a fucking embarrassment.

and now this

Without a doubt. But the way she has handled this, acknowledging that this is a lost battle while still not recognizing the results as legitimate, is an amazing mix of political smarts and class. We have not seen the last of her.

The Kardinal Directions

It’s the idea that suicide is something you can DO to a person by breaking their heart.  Obviously external circumstances can influence a person’s mood, but by saying it was because of a broken heart implies that Bourdain was wronged and whoever wronged him is somehow responsible for his death.  Not only that, but as…

You know what doesn’t help anything?  Saying that a man who died by suicide died “of a broken heart.”  That’s just irresponsible.

The only people losing their minds over that video are people who have clearly either never heard of Jill Scott or never really listened to her. She’s been singing about nasty sex acts for years. Stop being so uptight and prudish people. Sexy R&B is meant to be sexy. 

That isnt a mini pig. That is a baby pig. It will grow giant and want to eat all the things. People need to stop thinking mini pigs are real (the smallest are still usually bigger than a medium dog)

I knew I was Old when, on my birthday earlier this month, I was genuinely thrilled to receive new fluffy slippers and a mystery novel.

You can never have sufficient smoke alarmage.

My husband and I need to drink more. Tonight for funsies we bought a new smoke/carbon monoxide alarm online, having spent way too much time researching our options.

Actually, let me not be glib. My FIL was a long time Republican. Army guy. NRA member. You get it.; he was textbook Republican.

Gossip Control says that Mueller's team did a smoke-test by leaking to Whitaker and seeing if the smoke leaks through to Trumpy Bear. No bet there!

Republican incumbent Mia Love has filed a lawsuit to halt the vote counting in her Congressional race