Everyone’s mom in between hitting repost on some heavily artifacted minions meme. People who didn’t grow up with social media/internet have a harder time assessing what’s a legitimate source online, and Facebook is kind of the social media platform for olds now. Millennials don’t use it so much, and most younger…

Love that it was a McDonald’s burger. I spend more money on food that I need to and love a good fancy meal, but at my base level, when I need comfort food, I crave a quarter pounder with cheese and hot salty french fries.

“After the run-in with her niece, Viola decided to comfort herself with McDonald’s burgers and vodka.”
I’m just here to cosign this kind of self-care when arguing with family members. You gotta take care of yourself.

Sharing, people share poorly researched stuff all the time. People share things from dubious sources all the time. And there’s probably a multitude of other methods. I personally either ignore that kind of thing, and am also not exposed to it very often because of the type of people in my friends list. They aren’t the…

Oooooh I know this one! It’s because Rob already had a shit ton of followers, so rather than trying to get people to follow a sock brand because snoooooooze, he just used his own already existing channel.

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Many progressives assumed a win in the House, so that didn’t count as a Blue Wave to them. It’s exactly the same as when a company’s earnings jump but didn’t meet “expert predictions” and the stock price drops.

In case it hasn’t already been posted. The French Army is now trolling Trump:

The problem is to build it quickly, they are taking federal and state land and bypassing normal environmental impact studies. Already, the first part is destroying a very important butterfly sanctuary.

He’s definitely showing a lack of stamina since the midterms. Outside of his appearance on the dais at the Arc de Triomphe and his speech at the Paris cemetery the day after, he hasn’t really been out in public for a week. How pathetic was it that the old man couldn’t walk a few blocks with the rest of the world…

The thing that gets me, and The Orange One does it all the time, is that NOTHING happened in his meetings with world leaders. Nobody wanted to talk with him, and when they did, it was the canned polite policy stuff that was the bare minimum. You could just tell that everyone was having such a great time when he wasn’t…

My slow metabolism has made the queen of the Reverse Hangover. I wake up feeling good (read: still drunk) and by afternoon I am fuzzucked. I'm over 30 now and I still. Have not. Learnt. 6 days of that could well kill me.

Chore Day Pro Tip:

He’s too animated and not stooped enough for somebody with Parkinson’s, it sort of paralyses your face. He might have the recklessness, though.

Remember when Michelle hugged the queen, and after a half second pause of ‘what is this?’ the queen instantly melted to ‘Yes...this is nice. I like this.’ And yet it was considered a minor scandal.

My new t-shirt: “I watched an hour+ of the Outlaw King and all I got was a shadowy bush.”

You know I never thought about it before but putting so much emphasis on tests really seems like a clever roundabout way to control what the children learn. If you only put X, Y, Z on the test, it means the teachers struggle to teach anything else to them and if you make certain X, Y, Z fit your political agenda it’s…

Oh, god, YES.  I can’t even click “Play” on the video because her performance here just GUTS me.  

That song will always be Emma Thompson Hiding In The Bedroom Crying Because She Didn’t Get The Necklace to me:

That preview is...unsettling.  Not, like, gonna give me nightmares (I’m looking at you, ghost-who-doesn’t-touch-the-ground-in-The-Haunting-of-Hill-House), but more...I think I can’t hear that song again without a feeling of existential dread crawling up my spine.