Dude’s halfway to an EGOT (he also has a Grammy). A considerable step up from Magic Mike.

Just once, I want someone to look at him and say, “What the fuck is wrong with you? Besides that wonky eye. I mean spiritually, fundamentally.”

He likes the smell of her in the morning?

But Posse Comitatus can only be suspended in the case that local authorities are overwhelmed and unable to enforce order or there is an insurrection. Surely the Supreme Court would intervene . . . . is a statement that I would have been a lot more confident in before Kavanaugh.

... the US military, which is prohibited from acting in a federal law enforcement capacity...

Vote Vets pointed out on Twitter just how much bullshit this border guard thing is. They cannot legally do anything to “protect” the border. They can only provide logistical support. This is a political stunt, pure and simple, and a MASSIVE waste of time, money, personnel, and resources. 

This is what is called an amphiboly logical fallacy. They are conflating the literal meaning of invasion (which the US military is charged with preventing) with the figurative meaning to justify the use of the military.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

Top Youth Soccer Recruits for Trump? As a former soccer play and general fan of the sport, this is the sticker that annoys me the most. There’s stuff on there at that bothers me more; but JFC, who is he recruiting? I can only hope that parents don’t let kids near this Murdervan.

You can tell the guy’s a monster because he has a US Soccer sticker on his window.

Was the “Look Miserable” thing supposed to be a joke? Cuz they look cute and happy. I don’t know why I’m defending celebrities this morning but i can’t find it in me to snark on objectively nice things when there’s so many bad things to spend my negative energy on.

lol.

I know it requires a baseline of energy you might not have, but exercise (along with medication and TMS therapy) has really helped me recover from debilitating depression. If you’ve been in a bad place for a while, I’d definitely suggest seeing a therapist, if that’s something you can do, but long walks really helped…

True. It doesn’t fix your problems, but it absolutely will make you feel better for a few hours.

Totally digging the jumper thing after a break-up. When my beloved old family dog died, I wrapped myself in a woollen blanket and cried for days.

Ahhhh, retail therapy.  It really does work.  Even only for a fleeting moment.  Getting through a breakup myself, where I’m trying to sort my feelings. I WANNA BUT SHIT I DONT NEED. 

This is why on my phone, only texts and calls have a notification. Everything else is either silenced or until I look at the app. I can’t imagine my life if I got alerts from the NYT.... but I suppose you have a job where it would behoove you to have such notifications.

“I was so upset by a New York Times push alert that I blacked out in the fancy grocery store and left with $20 worth of cheese.”

This race is neck and neck. If he ekes out a win (via voter suppression, or whatever other tricks he has up his sleeve through the election), then it’s just another sign that democracy is well and truly dead in America. I’ll wait until 2020 to call it, but this is the scariest part of it all. We’ve already accepted…