So one person got a medal, but still zero evidence that he is trying to sell it? Got it.

Why throw that last bit in there? Do you have any evidence that a) the bandit runners even took a medal, or b) that they are selling them? Or are you just trying to keep the pretend controversy that you made up in the first place going?

I really don't think these GIFs are accurate depictions of actual NBA highlights.

What are the odds that these four people - none of whom Kara Bonneau apparently knows - "scoured social media," found Bonneau's race bib, and thereafter created counterfeit Boston Marathon race bibs using Bonneau's assigned number? Slim to none.

Filed to: Fuckhead.

Filed to: Jezebel is missing your keen insight into race relations, so please don't let us keep you.

Further evidence runners are the worst people on the planet.

Except for the fact that they did run the race, and accomplished the same damn thing as "the ones who actually competed."

It is a city made up entirely of Drama Queens.

1) They're no more of a security risk in the middle of the street running as they are on the sidewalk next to the street.

Fair enough. My outrage meter jumped to about a 1.5 now. But let's think about it literally, and by that I mean look at the literal implications:

I'm fuzzy on why this is such a big deal. Did their lack of paying screw a charity out of money or something? By the way - both ladies are "woulds."

Filed to: Things That Make White People Mad

I would be a little bit surprised if all 4 faked the same bib number when they could likely find other pictures of bibs somewhere online (especially because there would have to be 4 photoshop proficient, marathon ready runners, scouring and finding the same picture and recreating the same bib). Seems more likely to me…

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.

This is ridiculous... who cares if someone jumps on the course? Get over it.

If you are a grown-ass person running a marathon explicitly for a medal... you have bigger fish to fry. The t-shirt is probably a better prize.

Who reaaaaaaallly cares here? This isn't an example of these 4 getting in so 4 others were left out. Did they really take medals away from people that paid to be there? If 36,000 people ran, even if they made exactly 36,000 medals, you're telling me that 4 others didn't (a.) not show up b.) peel off early c.) just not…

I couldn't give less of a fuck.

I understand this is not a good idea but what is vitriol about again? Am I missing something about the story? Should I be angrier?