:( You know, I cannot help myself. I want Lindsay to succeed, not fail. It sounds like she has a severe substance abuse problem. She’s just not getting better. It’s sad.

Was she ever off them?

1) Hope she’s not pregnant. Labor Pains was terrible.

Funny, but the Chris Christie/broken chair joke wasn’t cool. I don’t care how much you hate the guy, fat-shaming is fat-shaming.

I tried to feel compassion but failed. I’m okay with this.

Am I supposed to feel bad that the rapist still has a fuckton of money and isn’t in jail? Because that’s what I think Page Six wants.

I’m sure his wife can help him.

““His alleged victims may take some solace in the fact that he’s in his own personal hell.”

Blind to justice. Blind to decency. Blind to compassion. Blind to humanity. Blind to the tremendous pain he has caused.

TINY VIOLIN.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

Here’s the thing: I DON’T CARE IF HE’S BLIND. He’s a blind rapist.

I have keratoconus in my right eye and am legally blind in it. WOO.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

A lot of relationships, in general, don’t work out. And you don’t always hear about the open ones that do work out because a lot of couples keep that stuff on the down low.

This is all a publicity stunt and everyone is in on it.