Firefighters often aren’t the brightest dudes. They’re kind of the gimps of public service: really great when you need them, but should go back in the box after you’re done with them.
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“xoJane Runs Essay Recommending a ‘Breakup Box’ By a Lady Who Does Marketing for Breakup Boxes”
I’m 38, and I totally remember Sassy. I miss it so much! I remember when some writers took the flirting/dating advice from Seventeen, Marie Claire, etc. and applied to real life scenarios in bars. All they did was scare guys off. It was hilarious. I miss those days.
Two things:
I just don’t see how you could possibly provide this service. A breakup box should consist of gin, old photographs, any remaining items of his in your home, and scissors. I don’t need you to send me what I definitely already have in my possession.
Yeah, though Jezebel employs some actual journalists and hires some people who write personal essays that are actually insightful and interesting. I don’t know what xojane’s purpose is other than selling me $100 shit boxes.
It’s pretty common- food and flowers.
“As xoJane’s perpetually fed-up commentariat quickly noted”
Only breakup box you need. Best way to get over someone is to get under another....or so I’ve been told.
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
I terminated my pregnancy today. It’s really early, just weeks, so I did the pill. Everyone at my doctor’s office was incredibly kind to me, my husband has been great. It was 100% the right decision for us: my Con list stretched on for miles, my Pro list was basically just, “Yay, a baby.” I have 2 beautiful, healthy,…
Because, Clam, they typically tend to demonstrate a complete lack of empathy, compassion, and introspection. You would know this if you followed politics even a bit.
OK, first, none of those. Because they all look like granny panties. High waist is one thing, but “up at your tits” is another. Hate to say it, but if it covers your navel entirely, that’s the point where a tankini is what you’re looking for. Because you want the proportions of a one-piece with the freedom to take a…
No record, no mugshot, no criminal past, legally permitted weapon, complete cooperation, all on video.
This is my cat pretending she is dead...on the middle of the road....where cars drive down constantly. We have one dog, 2 cats, 3 ducks, and 4 chickens. Everyone gets along ALMOST fine. One cat with the dog beef every once in a while, and the ducks will sometimes try to eat a chicken’s face. But other than that, we…
That shrimp jello is terrifying and should not exist. Seriously vomit-worthy.
What do docs prescribe for migraines?
The fact that the perpetrators have chosen to pray on the elderly probably explains a bit of this. You might have been savvy once, but now you’re getting older and more vulnerable and no one around you has been able to convince you that you need to stop carrying vast amounts of cash.
This is sad. But also, how are you savvy enough to have $280K saved in cash, but dumb enough that someone took it from you because you believed you were going to get cursed????