Yeah, my Scooby is obsessed with my sister’s shoes. They are like cat nip to her. If we lived together I know my cat would stop being mine and switch allegiance to her b/c Scooby is in love with her.

Thank you!

I am terribly pissy today. I took vacation time for the first time ever at my current job, to use a long holiday weekend to straighten up and get my life in order before Mr. Werner and I make some major lifestyle and household changes. Our house is a pigpen, due to being overwhelmed with needy family members.

Sourdough Cats!

Hello friends! Not sure if this will get seen as I am late to SNS today. I’ve been in the kitchen cooking up a storm. Tomorrow is my Dad’s birthday and so I have made him two kinds of ice cream (peach and blueberry) and biscotti. I’m also in the process of making S’Mores Cupcakes for the 4th.

For some reason I thought the whole Milf thing was over, am I wrong? I have 3 teenage sons and the thought of being a Milf makes me want to vomit. I’ve known all their friends since they were young. If one of them tried to hit on me I would call their mothers.

Too bad for her. Go enjoy your weekend with your wife and ignore all calls from mom.

Everything will be great! No need for the loathing! Everyone was aware that the situation was just for a hookup? If so, congrats, it can be loads of fun to fuck around with no commitment. Don’t let anyone rain on your booty parade.

I got a new job (and a promotion)! Finally! and I only have 4 more days at the old one, which is just me tying up loose ends because my boss is on vacay.

Ugh, this is super pathetic but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to talk about it as I am a big believer in never telling anyone anything about my private life, BUT-I’m sitting alone on a train to meet up with my wife for the holiday and my mom was supposed to come with me but after telling her to meet me in the food…

Monday started off with Big Foot’s friend Emily coming over. When asked if she was allowed to be here, if people knew that she was there because she was at that time on house arrest she said “grandma (mimi) said i could come and swim because it is so hot.” I called Mimi several times and did not get an answer. She…

I feel like I’m a complete loser?! Everyone I know on Facebook, Instagram friends and in real life has plans this weekend. All I see are lake houses etc. I’m doing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL, all weekend.

I love booty calls. There's nothing wrong with them!! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. If you want it, and they want it, no harm done. Just be careful, use protection, and own it!

Hi everybody! I’m making brownies and drinking Stoli blueberry with ice and club and blueberries. Today something strange and kind of funny happened while I was getting my eyelashes filled. Someone (anyone on earth I suppose) left a note on my car that said “hey asshole get the stick out of your ass get a life P.S.

I know I’m way in the greys but maybe I’m early enough. So! I had a very odd job interview. It was for a marketing position with an ambulance corps. I have about 4 years experience in the field, doing marketing and community relations for a dental office and currently in healthcare marketing/sales. The 2 men who…

It’s not for everyone but it’s not to be ashamed of, either. You get that D. You deserve it.

My dog eats the crotch out of my underwear so consider yourself lucky! Lol

I need reassurance from my Jezzy fam.

I’m getting worn out way too easily lately.

I just started watching Supernatural and I LOVE it!! I don’t know why it took me so long to start.