What do you want, regulatory oversight? Why do hate America, you jobkiller.

It’s hard to feel badly for anyone who thinks that their own life is more important than 150 or so other people. Did she care about her own kid? Debatable, because that was an awfully risky trip to take on the cusp of labor. Seems a bit like child endangerment to me. So a woman who puts the safety of an entire…

Yeah, let’s have sympathy for the pathologically selfish woman.

He was 17. She was 13. I’m guessing he had a significant strength/size advantage over her. “Women are afraid that men will kill them” easily translates to “teenage girls are afraid teenage boys will kill them”. Don’t be obtuse.

I still can’t believe that this all blew up because of a Hannibal Burress joke.

It’s shitty that this cover would be considered controversial when it’s totally legitimate and well-done.

Oh, for sure- it’s good on lots of things. Takoyaki, for instance. I just can’t deal with it on pizza. But that’s on me, not them.

I feel like a moron for laughing as hard as I did at this.

“They first bitch about all the fish.”

I just threw up in my mouth a little

I put bacon on my toast & jam, so I get the whole sweet and salty thing, but grape jelly on pizza just sounds horrible on all five sensory levels, even sound. I’d try it for Science, but I’m crazy like that.

The finest microwaves.

Oooohhhh....you posted that story a few weeks ago of the server who broiled a bowl to satisfy the woman who made it known she would send the dish back if it wasn’t hot enough, and in a rather stunning confirmation of Pinkham’s law, there were an astonishing number of idiots who said the server assaulted the customer…

And that’s the time I watched a group of 8 people spread grape jelly all over two pizzas and happily eat them.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Hey J. Franz, turns out when you market yourself as the lone savior of literature but forget to be a halfway decent writer, there’s gonna be some backlash. How about that part where he says he feels feelings more intensely than the rest of us, because he’s a nooooooveliiiisssssst? What a douchebag.

Why is her legal right to pursue a lawsuit against him described with the word “sadly”? >> “Goins’ case is, sadly, an exception. The AP reports”. It’s awful if she was raped but if she still has the right—and the wherewithal—to pursue action that’s a good thing.

Oh no—I wasn’t indicting you. I believe you, more or less. I totally get the complaint because there’s more than a few grains of truth to it.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.