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I hate dealing with my boyfriend’s mother who constantly invites herself over. I went out of my way to entertain her after a long day at work yesterday... then she comes over today. Even tried to guilt trip the boyfriend about us making her feel unwelcome.

Thank god

They shouldn’t have left the child in the care of a woman that stupid...

So, anybody know how accurate this Bernie / Hillary chart is?

Pretty much everything with a prescription is covered... so I’m assuming so.

Yeah, it’s not covered as often as people at Jezebel think. And sometimes the copays are still insanely expensive.

Well, he is very charismatic in his own ultra violent way... :P

Yeah, I did that...

I’m sorry :(

You will definitely need a thick skin. I’ve had people ask for things that would make people quit OKC forever.

I’m sorry, here’s another Maru picture... :(

I would also totally Mary Sue myself in the story and I would love for Melissa McCarthy to play me - should it become a movie - even though I’m Asian.

I might as well buy a new watch, it was $200 bucks... but it’s my baby... that I’ve carelessly lost.

I’m no doctor, but out of curiosity, have you tried taking VSL #3 DS before you eat? Or is it something your doctors have discussed? It requires a RX in my state of WA; I’m not sure about others. VSL #3 (regular stuff) can be bought over the counter, if you wanted to try it. But it’s pricey.

I used to, but been too lazy to get mine fixed... it’s solar powered and I’m afraid of the repair cost... but I’m very attached to it. Now, where the fuck did I put it???

I’m bored and want to write a terrible fanfic about the characters below scalping the shit out of Isis...

Vitamin E oil. It’s helped my wrinkled hands.

I’m not at all familiar with it, but I hope the cramps go away soon!

No, but I’m literally sick, as in, physically ill and fighting off a bacterial infection in my lymph node(s). Hence why I’m just going to sit in bed all day, while being disgusted.

Dissing on her petite figure isn’t cool, even if Ariana is mildly retarded.