Now they need to make a phone or tablet that gives an electric shock to the user when they try to use it during a movie...

Wow, he looks like Terry Richardson with more hair.

As long as you're still posting on Jezebel, it's all good.

With my amazing ability to follow baking instructions, it'll probably end up looking like this:

Don't leave us...!!!

I thought it was 'MURICA? ;)

Yeah, otherwise, it means your shitshack is falling to pieces (or you're remodeling.)

Erika Christensen will never be as funny as cassiebearRAWR.

That's actually how I read it as originally and was very confused...

More like 74!

How long has Jennifer Aniston been pregnant? 2 years now?

Thanks for the head's up :)

Good point. I concede.

Are you really sure you want basketballamerican posting his lovely gifs here...?

Thank you for being a good parent! (no sarcasm or condescending attitude meant)

When my then brother-in-law's friend went to jail "unexpectedly", without a backup plan for his two cats (he doesn't have any family here in the United States and lived in a house with several other individuals), we managed to find one of the two and took care of her, making her one of the family.

Oh my...

It made her look like an immature and insecure high school girl.

This would have been a nicer picture...