The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

Who? Anyone who was around in 1976 and had to listen to freakin’ Gordon Lightfoot wail on about the Edmund Fitzgerald once an hour on AM Top 40.

I like Phelps, I don’t know many people that don’t.

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

Do we not like him? I like him.

He doesn’t owe us shit, and maybe, just maybe, he’s not trying to be the most popular person in the world.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

“Taking them out for play encounters and day trip excursions isn’t the same as learning how to interact with their peers on a daily basis.”

To this day as a 30 year old professional, I only ever interact with other 30 year old professionals.

I’m glad this works for you and others, I don’t expect these comments to be very receptive to the idea.

Hmmm that’s not quite true- in any deep water environment breast stroke is actually far more useful.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

John Oliver was the first person to suggest owners build their own stadiums....in 2015?

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.