Sigh. Last time this story came up I said that I was glad it had a happy ending, but apparently I spoke too soon. In this situation, #teamnobody

If anyone cared to learn the whole story, like how he was told to put the clock away several times and was defiant (which is when the office was finally called), or how he literalty ONLY took the top and bottom cover off a walmart clock (did not make or assemble ANYTHINH), theyd know this was a PR stunt from the very…

I am starting to feel this way, too. It’s looking more and more like a circus/money grab by his father.

I feel like this kid is Kony 2012ing us

i might be wrong

but i already learned my lesson and have an embarrasing tshirt that I’ll never wear in public so

Calisthenics? And embrace the capitalist war machine western hegemony? I think not.