Fuck your dipshit ass. With all the graphic and data viz power we have nowadays, the fact that we still like a man standing at podium talking about complex issues rather than using said viz power is fucking stupid. Perot was an asshole. But also ahead of his time.

You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise, The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Those people on that bus gotta be dead. Father stretch my hands.

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That would be about 99% of what happens in PKD stories about 99% of the time. So, um, yeah.

That’s dap. Get your shit together.

Get rid of pads. Get rid of helmets. Mic the players. Let the announcers swear. Jesus fucking Christ.