What??! If your vagina doesn't get up to 1000 degrees, you are doing it wrong.

That's why the Pyrex ones are great. The glass is safe and they can be sterilized.

These are varnished. From http://www.etsy.com/listing/171034… :

I'd want to (A) know for certain what the varnish is, down to the proper chemical names, and (B) make sure product safety scientists have verified the varnish is safe for internal use.

Bingo. This is someone living out their bimboification fantasy.

Oh wow, I seriously thought this was going to be about her Claire Underwood interview.

Yep! She and Frank are both sociopaths! That's why their marriage is so strong! Watching them on this show like watching snakes take human form or something. It's fascinating/mesmerizing.

Right? She's a sociopath. Sheesh.

Um, no. This "feminist warrior" is the same woman who told her previous employee she would be willing to let her unborn baby "wither and die inside of (her)" after cutting off her health insurance intentionally to deny crucial medicine so she could manipulate her into dropping her lawsuit. Claire (just like Frank)…

I agree, the eyeliner was awful. I actually chose this one because the lighting and makeup were harsh..in the name of reality. Good lighting is key at sixty. I also find that wearing a bird on my head has a softening effect..as seen here! Makeup then is barely needed.

Taken on my sixtieth!

Ok. New plan. I now have the dawning recognition that I have been hate-reading Jezebel for the past year or so. I don't know when this whole deal soured. Was it when you started targeting random troubled starlets to vilify? Was it when the no body-snarking ban ended? Was it when your started telling me who my…

How sad. This is men putting forth zero effort and still getting laid on the regular. To even call a date a date is too much commitment for them.

As a Millennial, I can't believe Boomers and former Flower Children are such judgmental assholes.

Check out the website for a little background info, "Dr Mark Lobaugh serves as the oversight medical director for the Mothers Teach Your Daughters Program to insure that our commumity of mothers and daughters receive accurate and responsible information regarding health choices and to minister a word of prayer for all…

Don't forget Christian Mingle! The number one site for judgmental religious people to cheat on their spouses with!

This seems like a pretty standard workplace injury case, that could affect anyone who types this much. I do not understand how what she was typing is relevant, other than that it just pisses everyone off.

Women can have tight firm butts *and* cellulite. Did you know that?

You're welcome Internet.