Yet the armed idiots who took over a National Parks facility were simply sent home.

Gandhi has also been known to nuke a bitch. And Trump would like to. 

I have a coyote mustang with the tick for about 500 miles after oil changes.

That’s not sucking, that’s just good karma, man.  The universe *wanted* you back at that bar.

This is what I was going to come in here and say. There’s no way that this is happening, because no devout Muslim would simply leave their prayer rug behind. Those things are as essential as breathing to them.

Thank you

Bumpers were real, too. You could actually bump into other cars without damaging them

Are you absolutely sure he doesn’t leave it behind whenever he goes anywhere, seeding them and corrupting those who discover them so they convert to terr-ism like some kind of Mohammed Appleseed? Are you SURE?!?!

(Because, yeah, that sounds like a stupid frikkin’ thing to be afraid of.)

Psh.  These weren’t prayer rugs.  They were yoga mats.  Duh.

It reminds me of something plastic spinning around slapping stuff.

Yeah that’s kinda where I’m going.  Some piece where the plastic engine cover clamps in in probably missing a grommet, or the design was just bad and Ford doesn’t want to admit a stupid mistake.

Use a carabiner for keys.

We have a prayer ROOM in my office. Actually, one on each floor. It’s next to the mothers’ pumping room. The scarier room is the one splattered with spilled breast milk.

I just can’t understand why the invading Muslim terrorists carry the single-use, disposable prayer rugs.

If anything, if the people were truly muslim, it would be possible that they are fleeing due to persecution in Latin America.

And your co-worker always just leaves it behind willy-nilly, right? It’s like how you can tell Mexico (where, of course, there are no Muslims), is majority Catholic because of all the crucifixes they leave laying around in the desert.

I’d be much more afraid if they were leaving a trail of trump 2020 banners and maga hats.

i don’t think you understand...prayer rugs equal terrorist. please, listen to fuhrer trump when he tells you this. 

Yea, well you’re not an ignorant racist bigot. You skipped the first step!

Prayer rugs? That gets a big fat “so what?” from me. I’ve known and worked with many Muslims in healthcare, some as patients, some as coworkers. They have been, with rare exception, kind, thoughtful and a pleasure to be around. They’ll answer any questions about their faith. As far as “extra time for prayer,” it’s…