I have tattoos on either side of my neck in spots covered by my hair (lots of placement consideration on my part) and on my left hand. Definitely not the same thing as face tats, but I think there’s something to be said for the fact that I’m a young white woman with advanced degrees who in well-spoken so people in the…

Some of the face stuff is definitely drawn on there is its completely crazy to me that he is not endlessly ridiculed for that. There was an earlier post where I identified that he cheek “tattoos” switched sides in different photos and some Stan actually commented along the lines of “no, you are wrong, the tattoos…

distressingly, only SOME of the shit on his face is sharpie. some of it is actual face tattoos.

Trump’s brain ATM

This is almost verbatim what my ex wrote when in the middle of a campaign he was arrested for molesting his girlfriend’s granddaughter, his 2nd victim known to police.  These shits all have a playbook.

Or it never having existed in the first place...

Or the money was already taken out and they want to double their money with some good old fashioned crowd sourcing.

That sounds like a prudent and practical financial decision. Carry on.

I see you driving something noisy and smoky.

Say what you want about Tesla, my neighbor seems to be enjoying his Model 3. I caught him out in his driveway just looking at it and it made me smile. I may not be a Tesla guy (I am not even ready to leave the carburetor behind completely), but I sure know that feeling about a car.

I’ll buy it and just put it next to my Tesla so its panel gaps are no longer noticeable.

(edit) Counterpoint was even stupider

Maybe Kavanaugh can claim that his drunken sexual harassment and assaults were an extended performance piece.

Why? “I had to do it for my art,” he said, allegedly. Ah.

...designed to protect the Leader of the Free World(™) in a crisis

It was gooood :) Will definitely do again!

I think it went very well!!! 

Ugh, I’m so jealous the camera really weirds the crap out of my cat. She hides.

Oh, he values his family.

Wait 2 years, run for a US House seat.