I feel like there’s something all those states have in common...

Karen is tired of complaining about the unemployed on Facebook and wants to get back to complaining to the manager in person and hopefully getting them fired. 

In a ponzi scheme, all the payouts come from other investors. In cryptocurrency, all the payouts come from other investors, but no one person is running the scheme. The scheme is decentralized; every participant is victimizing every other participant.

And emus.

I don’t think you could ever “invest” in crypto... Do you call it investing when you buy into a ponzi scheme?

One of the best ways to do this is to minimize the distance between your foot and the ground. Barefoot is best, but barefoot shoes are next best. You don’t need to wear those funky toe shoes to get that experience, either. It’s amazing how well your feet will work when they’re not stuffed in inflexible, highly padded,…

Most people are “heel strikers” in that their heel hits the ground first. So that’s even more of a reason to make sure your shoes are designed for running (as opposed to cross training or something else) padded in the proper places, depending on how you run. If your running motion/landing is more in the middle of your…

God, the President’s Challenge Fitness Test was the bane of my childhood years. Our gym teachers never trained us over the semester to succeed at the tests (instead, we did shit like square dancing), so each year it was “how badly will I fail this time?” It was mortifying and served only to convince me that I was…

OTOH, it’s always worth revisiting your priors and being open to experiences you previously disliked. This is especially true for exercise, where our circumstances and bodies change a lot over the years. I hated running as a kid and young adult, but as my preferred mode of exercise (sports with friends) became…

I’m vaccinated, wear my mask, social distance and keep my hands clean.

“They have the freedom to refuse the vaccine, let them have the freedom to not wear a mask, as well.”

Or..... do what you want. You need to live in it so make it your space, one that makes you happy. You could be dead in 2 years.

And it’s likely that this virus is our new normal and will require a yearly shot like the flu. It’s unrealistic to think humans can forswear social interaction for an indefinite amount of time. People who can’t get vaccinated because of health conditions like organ transplant and immunosuppression I feel bad for,…

A million times this: my biggest life goal now is to figure out how to never see or talk to anyone ever again.

The pandemic has had the opposite effect on me. I’ve found I no longer want to talk to or possibly even see other people ever again. People are terrible.

6000* years, it’s not possible for the earth to be that old

*Sigh*... here we go again. None of your “facts” are actually facts, and the garbage you keep spewing is dangerous. Go away.

jesus..... I hope this is satirical 

bye stupid