yeah lots of people did the same thing to me. One of his friends was like “I’ve known him for years. Sure he can be a bit harsh but it’s probably not that bad.” it was this guy’s girlfriend who was like . “Oh. now I understand why you were so scared that night your phone died.”

Everybody loooooooved my ex. But of course they would—they never saw him “in one of his moods” aka when he was apt to start throwing things and threatening to kill himself if I left. In public, he was everybody’s best friend, the life of the party, etc, so I always cringe when people say stuff like Bettany just did.…

And Amber would probably have MORE...Uh...insight into how Johnny Depp acts as a husband than um...eh...huh...a friendly acquaintance?

I was like “what she’s paleish with real dark hair... Oh WOW SCOTT REALLY?!”

I was like “everyone with dark hair that age looks like Kendall Jenner now...”

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

Why hate on middle management tho? Between this and that Yelp article people are being awfully fuckin’ judgemental of other people’s employment status today.

Yeah, I’m a woman of color and I think framing this as a competition for who gets to be chosen by hot white guys is missing the point about as much as it’s possible to.

*hug* (but as long as it helps you feel better.)

Yeah-the analogy is fine. If I see a guy in basketball clothing and scream HEY PLAY BASKETBALL WITH ME and run over and try shoving a basketball in his hands. It doesn't matter if he's a basketball player professionally-probably going to say, stay away from me you creep. And when he does that...I'm not going to say…

Don’t even with this. I wear scrubs to work but I’m not in medicine. I worry ALL THE TIME that when I’m out and about and someone has a heart attack or something people will naturally look to me to intervene and save a life.

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Another thing about the Charles Whitman shooting:

1. For being a double digit plus size, I’m pretty damn healthy

Oh hell no.

What was even more crushing was her Nice Guy dickhead boyfriend used that image as a background because he thought it was “hilarious.”

I have an irrational hatred of her voice. She sounds like a valley girl that’s been hit with an elephant tranquilizer.

Mine is the one where your nose rots off. Because once you’ve reached that stage, you’re really in the club, you know? You’re committed. All other syphilis-havers are really just posers.