He did have that 20 years without any updates to his status, so it’s possible (though unlikely) he went north or east to where there was snow or snowy mountaintops, but even if he did see snow, I really doubt if he was all, “Guys, guys, you know what this frozen rain reminds me of? My birthday. My birthday in April.”
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Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?
Not only that, but they aren’t even good at hurting the business that offends them. What kind of moron establishes a protest campaign that explicitly requires the protesters to spend money at the offending business?
I’m pretty sure Jesus never saw a single snowflake in his life or knew that snow exists.
This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…
My very Catholic aunt posted a story about this ‘issue’ on Facebook and I expected the worst. Instead she wrote that people who give a shit about Starbucks cups are completely misunderstanding why we celebrate the birth of Christ. It’s a Christmas miracle!
It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.
So the new definition of ‘oppressed’ is ‘an international coffee chain does not have a seasonal cup for my specific holiday or at least not in the way I think it should be recognized.’
“The absence of snowflakes on the cups “denies the hope of Jesus,” one woman claims.”
I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.
Doesn’t it seem like someone is always angry about something? It’s like Outrage MadLibs. Add a name/add a noun(or verb)/add an action word
Why are the weekend trolls such low quality
matt damon once stole my taxi, realized he stole my taxi, and then got out so i could get my taxi and gave me a $50 because he felt so bad about it. matt damon is fucking awesome.
This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.
Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.
My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…
Diana, I appreciate the hard work you put into assembling and writing this story.