“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich
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Two ees is feminine. AND NO ONE DESERVES TO BE BEATEN. NO ONE. Being bitchy and small? Well, you were bitchy and small. That does not make you worthy of nothing but being a psycho’s punching bag.
People who get with cheaters, believing the same thing won’t happen to them, are history’s greatest geniuses.
My friend had this feeling when she got together with her friend’s boyfriend and he left the friend for her (she was 19). She never did anything like that, but you could tell she was proud of herself.
True story: an ex called me out of the blue and invited me to his wedding that week by saying that he was still in love with me and I was so much hotter than his soon to be wife. Did I go? No, because I'm not an insane sociopath. I felt bad for his poor fiancée, whom I never met. Anyone deserves better than that…
Oof! My favorite part was where she says mom of her fiance’s child is TOTALLY RAINING on her child-free wedding. To which her fiance’s own child isn’t invited.
No kidding.
I know someone who invited their husband’s ex girlfriend (who he called the love of his life on their first date) to their wedding as an “I win” gesture. The ex girlfriend actually came and she and the groom were physically all over each other (not kissing but everything but) during the reception and the bride ended…
My ex texted that his new girlfriend would like to meet me. Hahahaha.
Why do people do that? I received a “I love him so much and you and I need to get along for his sake” text from the girl he had cheated on me with and then left me for. I replied back that she wasn’t the only girl I’d discovered that he’d cheated with, and if she wanted to keep him she’d probably want to start…
I think if you had her address, this entire commentariat would send her some horseshit.
OMG, my first ex’s new girlfriend sent me a “This is all for the best, I’m sure you’ll agree in the long run, I’m sure you’ll find someone else” email, but a POEM?
I can’t wrap my brain around taunting the original spouse with a poem. You damn well be Shakespeare’s reincarnation if you want to even consider that shit.
He should be glad that horse shit was all he got.
This is basically how I feel when I see people post Elite Daily stories titled “A Letter to My Ex’s New Girlfriend” or “I Know I’ll Never Replace You: For the Girl My Boyfriend Left For Me”.
I received a friend request from my ex’s new wife just after they got married and she changed her last name. It was so gross! And they cheated on me behind my back and hadn’t contacted him since I found out about them. Again, just so gross.
What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.
My favorite photo from the book:
“Holly probably RIGGED the coffee shop door to try to make that poor woman’s life difficult! She’s guilty of ASSAULT! ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT! IF I SAY IT ENOUGH TIMES, IT MAGICALLY BECOMES TRUE!”