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I didn’t even know they HAD raspberry muffins! I’ll have to keep an eye out.

Maybe it’s more Walgreens-caliber bronzer, instead of Sephora. After all, we know he eats KFC and Scotch-tapes his fucking ties, so dudebro never spent a penny on quality when he could save a buck on cheapshit.

Oh...oh good gawd...fucking hell...think I’m gonna.... ughhhhhrahhhhhuh!

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

Missed a spot.

It’s weird to me how young his hands look compared to his face. That’s the opposite of many people I know.

You’re just like the rest of us.

Push-ups—we've all done ‘em, but sometimes they just don't look so pretty. Fear not! We've got the guide to get it