You seem nice.

with all things being equal:

“You have to get more into my body.”

I want a Barry-esque blog where the title is “Tell us about your team’s training camp news”

Sure, if you want to see James Bond die.

sounds more like an Iron Eagle sequel than Top Gun.

Get that man some castanets.

I assume he had some hand in casting a cis dude in The Danish Girl

Magic, in 1351

“I just witnessed the most dangerous plague in Western history! The Black Death set death records for Europe, wiping out 30-60% of Europe’s population and reducing the world population from 450M to 350-375M.

Exciting times!”

This is a bottle with a message and the message is: beware.

Max Contrarian is a bad person who thinks he’s a smart person.

“Switching from cigarettes to vaping is so utterly stupid.”

Sean Avery tried to bring this to the NHL.  It was not so warmly received.

... who thinks Nazis are just fine.

Ah, yes, this soil is the sacred land of our ancestors, God’s chosen people, the persecuted children of Abraham that we must take back from those infidel Muslims.

Alternative name: Tel Afib

There's no actual buildings, just a sign, and they're already trying to presell units? This is definitely a Trump project. 

More pictures?

Pop-up headlights ftw.