It’s working out great for us. Thanks.

Depp is a goddamned national treasure. Somewhere.

If I were a Cobb County taxpayer, I would be livid. At the idea of paying to protect Billy Joel.

Unsurprisingly, the conditions that lead to good soft tissue preservation often lead to lots of oil :)

What’s that old proverb, “An eye for a pie?” A source in Sacramento sent these photos to Deadspin after the hung jury story was posted. The source, who requested anonymity, said they were part of a collection of photos taken by the Sacramento police in the hospital after Sean Thompson was pummeled by Kevin Johnson for…

I’m pretty sure that’s the plumber that came to fix my garburator yesterday...

Clown question bro

This a frighteningly accurate description.

Definitely a bad decision. He looks like a hairy-yet-groomed Sage Northcutt Ken doll.

Apparently Jayson Werth is not providing enough veteran leadership to this team. Disappointing.

He wants to look like he was put together by a Funko Pop custom avatar generator.

This guy gets it. Get him a sideline reporter job.

I don’t have anything to say about the sports side of this, but wonder who thought it was a good look to have a full beard and full head of hair, but to taper the sideburns super short and slim before they meet the hairline

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

Stay away from garbage like this:

You know you’re living in a golden age for names when Marmaduke Trebilcock finishes 4th.

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

Try Edge of Tomorrow.

You should see Emily Blunt’s Edge of Tomorrow ft. Tom Cruise. Come back and thank me later!

Communities would fall apart without all the service they provide. Banning them would be like cunt punting America right in its social fabric.