You have to pay for Amazon prime if you want the option to mute Jim Nantz.

““Closing Rikers Island also provides a unique opportunity to redevelop the island,” the report insisted, suggesting the grounds would also likely get a new name.”

I don’t think there’s any chance the Mariners win a bidding war for the one day contract.

I feel like in America, the gold standard for beautiful end-games for superstars is like John Elway, retiring at the top of his game, having won the Superbowl. And people grumble when stars “stick around too long” like when Jerry Rice would play for absolutely anybody, trying to be a 2nd or 3rd wide receiver…

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

This is the part where you tell me some obscure game I’ve missed that is not terrible.

I hate the yanks but this would be cool if it happened.

I just hope when he does decide to hang them up the Yankees do the right thing and sign him to a one day contract so he can retire in pinstripes.

Nobody is asking the most important question here:
Will sports books in Vegas be able to show all of NFL games on their TVs when the Raiders are playing?

The Cubs locker room looks like a metro sexual dance club.

Venus looks like a good candidate for terraforming but people forget one, very, very, important thing. Venus has a sidereal day that is longer than it’s year and it rotates on it’s axis retrograde. Because of this retrograde spin, the solar day is 116 earth days long and a Venus year is less than 2 solar days. This…

I always hope for a higher standard of writing from you guys, but you’ve all been going down the shitter for a while now.

Hey bud, no one has a gun to your head making you read this site. So go the fuck away.

it sure as fuck was

Plus, they literally skate through the season!

I love when someone goes to the effort to report on White Sox spring training. It’s like reading a review of a community theater production.

Marchman I applaud your commitment to non-stories about your terrible favorite team, it’s endearing