I have written 3 arguments against this and then deleted them all.

He is really not into any of this human interface stuff. He’s got someone to interpret for him, and interactions with these other people are an interesting chore.

+1 pack of Kool menthol 100's

We are all worried about you and your pizza rolls.

I don’t care about the Situation either and wouldn’t be surprised if he was in jail.

You can’t really dust for vomit.

I think you mean “quite”

Wasn’t there as tv show about Portland?

Trust but verify:

Are you there god? It’s me Margaret.

Wedding registries are a scam imposed on us by the matriarchy.

Winter is coming. I mean, eventually.

This has been some really terrible kinja right here. This whole thing.

I have the best record in my bathroom but you don’t see me bragging about it.

NFL owners overwhelming supported the measure, with the Bengals reportedly the only team that voted against the proposal.

Perhaps a high hooking shot? We could name it the ....

Are you a grow-er or a show-er.

Let’s look at their schedules.

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