Maybe he didn't send the letter, maybe it was someone else? That would have been my first thought. Maybe someone had a crush on him and wanted you out of the picture.

Are you sure? I've only driven tractors build in the 70s or newer, but I'm sure most tractors have brakes. How would you stop on the road? Plus, this tractor obviously has brakes. How do I know? Because during his burnouts, only one tire is spinning. Most tractors have a separate pedal for the left and right…

I would say the steering, frame, and brakes would be strong enough. Remember, these tractors are designed to tow (and stop) very heavy loads. Your lawn mower is only designed to handle itself.

I driven 9 different tractors and all of them go over 15 mph.

Depends on the torque, gear ratios, and engine durability. Most jobs are limited by power, torque, and/or traction. I don't think this engine would be durable enough and the tractor does not have enough traction. In addition, the weight on the front of the tractor is a fraction of what would be necessary to match…

God-dammit.

Was I the only one who was expecting the fan to blow a fireball with the whiskey? I guess I should read closer.

But Jeremy we can at least laugh with, because he can be funnyish. Donald Trump is by far the least funny person I could imagine. We laugh at him.

http://youtu.be/ Actually, tonight on BBC America they are airing a new special (new to the US), presented by Richard Hammond, "50 Years of Bond Cars."

More like sacre bleu CHEESE! amirite? guys?

Yeah, you have millions and millions of people and little to no resourses. Who's gonna feed you and give you gas? Not PA. The rest of New York state hates living under your shadow. Plus the only people with guns are criminals, because it's illegal to have a hundgun in NYC. You'll all be dead of infighting and…

I'd have to agree. The entire state of NY apart from NYC would join us, they hate living under under the influence of NYC. NYC would fall from having no guns, way too many people, and no resources. If we manage to force them up into new england/new jersey, they will take all the resources and cripple those states. …

I can't think of two more different states that are that close.

California doesn't have enough guns and enough attitude. Plus they are dumb enough to build houses on the edge of cliffs and in wildfire zones.

Plenty of room to haul your kids and wives in too! ;)

I could definitely not picture Obama in an Escalade, that's for sure. Romney's rich, but not showy or exiting rich. He is just old world bland vanilla rich. He needs something really expensive, but really boring at the same time. How about one of those $2 million bus RV's?

I believe you are right. Actual pure rose water is would taste pretty bad. Its like vanilla in that it adds a pleasant taste in small quantities, but would taste god-aweful by itself.

Not much of an upgrade...

Not to play into racial sterotypes, but you are giving the Escalade to the middle aged white guy as opposed to the african-american? Romney's probably more mercedes than anything else.

Actually the opposite is occuring in Ivy league schools. So many Asians are getting perfect/very high SAT scores and 4.0 GPAs from pressure from their tiger moms that schools are admitting less than what the amount of applications would suggest.