The trump years were rough on this show (much like, you know, everyone else)

I know nothing about this asshole save for his stupid face being in memes all the time. Looks like I’ll be missing out on his whole career - yay for me!

Heh. Alley. Alley cats. Good one. Good one, yes. Heh

Another hacky hagiography, cooked to lukewarm Oscar temperatures, coming right up!

Go watch this everyone. Go watch yet another IP cash grab of a stupid fucking ride at Disneyland. The Mouse demands your money

Who the fuck asks for this stuff anymore? With each new ‘original’ I become more and more convinced that Netflix is a massive money-laundering front. 

What the fuck is this headline for?

Generations of overgrown children now making themselves into a bonafide demographic.

Sports Illustrated, a news organization so incredibly hollowed-out by venture capitalism that it makes Gizmodo Media Group look tame. Keep it up, replacements. 

Shit talking everything Hollywood-related while publishing a blatantly obvious promotion for one of the most cynical and soulless IP dumps in movie history. Y’all are full of it.

Little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B.

NFT this, NFT that

Real hot take, talking about why movie theaters generally suck ass with minimum 85% accuracy. Oh the horrors. 

And there won’t be a full investigation into Dan Schneider and the entire Disney Channel production studio... why? Oh, right. Mouse sez no. But feel free to keep on slobbering on CCP knob. 

just a minor EMP would do the trick eh lol

“It’s safe to say that the anti-vaxx protesters who conflate a public service that everyone must do so we that the coronavirus doesn’t kill us with segregation didn’t work.”