With the Pats-approved combination of a TB12 supplement regiment and the Gronkowski “Power of Positivity” CTE Protocol, Vinatieri’s body will be rejuvenated and he’ll play for another 20 years.

We Might Have Seen Adam Vinatieri’s Last Kick

Hahahahahaha. 46?! What a rusty old fart. That broken down grandpa is older than dirt.

Undoubtedly. He’s the greatest kicker to have ever played in the NFL. If he’s not put in at the first chance it will be a damn travesty. 

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

As a former lawyer if this was my case you're damn right I'm timing the filing for maximum attention. She could have been in contact with her attorneys for weeks or months. They might have tried to settle to avoid the issues exposed here, in it for the money, liar, etc.  Right now is pretty much the low point in…

Yup. It’s almost like over-saturated news coverage of the rapist might cause the rape victim to re-live the incident and feel such post-traumatic stress that they would be more likely to come forward then at a time when the rapist is out of the news.

You read the fucking text he wrote right? Dude jacked off on a woman watching Church on an iPad. Then he fucking went off on her when she quit. How fucking low is your bar?

He makes his side pretty clear in the messages shared as part of the suit. 

Who says it was his first?

Not in how Brown and his lawyers will handle it. They’ll smear her by putting out accusations that she’s sexually promiscuous, accidentally put too much of her personal information out to the public so AB fans will harass and threaten her on social media, and do everything in their power to embarrass her on a personal…

I bet she didn’t see this coming. 

My family used to be casual sports fans, but we are all very competitive so I got them into Fantasy Football. Explaining to my parents about star players, and why they are not liked is enough to have second thoughts on paying attention to what has become (or maybe what was, but what was not known) the evil empire that…

God bless the American legal system where the rich will get away with crimes by getting their accusers to drop a case because the accuser can’t afford the legal fees of a trial, countersuits, and appeals.

Dude, wasting a 3rd round pick on a flyer is crazy. NFL is a hard-cap league where good teams pay half their salary allotment to three players. Third rounders ALWAYS make the squad. You do that shit with a sixth or seventh round picks...

University of Florida product with character concerns....where have we heard this before?

That’s called “performance art”.

Depends on what they’d be doing if they weren’t running their heads into brick walls.

Some people like running their heads into brick walls. That doesn’t contribute to society in any meaningful way though. 

This should be the dream. Play in college, get drafted, get a nice contract, and then never have to actually play a single punishing down of game speed NFL football. He still made a very solid 20 years worth of normal income