can’t seem to get over their disdain for Brie Larson, who plays Captain Marvel in the MCU. On Twitter, on YouTube, on Change.org petitions, and, yes, this very site right here, the vitriol flows.

Woke capitalism is so fucking bizarrely hostile.

STOP. SAYING. STAN. YOU. FUCKING. CHILDREN.

Probably.  I’ve eaten pizza before. Does that mean I can’t eat pizza again?

It’s like there’s probably a good reason for that.

What can I say? I’m one of those crazy people that loves Goodfellas, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull...

It’s like a grammar exercise

Ah.  Your confusing last sentence threw me. A Boston team being racist isn't exactly new. 

This is .... criminally understarred

Ozmataz Buckshank. May the classics never die.

Fuck everyone who doesn’t live here who thinks they can take a big shit on the city because they’ve seen The Wire once

Amazingly, the fact that he’s a murderer isn’t even the worst thing about him.

“I guess you never realize how racist your team’s fans are until they start a black quarterback.” My goodness, ain’t that the truth. 

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

You mean 3/5ths?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

sweet, i’m sufficiently sick of fucking football after this one article.

God I hope the Saints get fucked by one of these this season.