are going straight to High School offense.

“If you think the clap is a problem, just save yourself until marriage.”

*ties onions to his belt, as should be the style of these times*

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Ahhh fuck you, take your star.

I would also go with London Game.

Refusing a free shot of whiskey is the LEAST Irish thing ever.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

This is the most Irish thing ever.

+1 uncle charles

In defense, the sum of Irsay’s entire medical knowledge is related to pharmacology.

+1(st of the month)

There aren’t a lot of “M” bones in the leg. Metatarsals are small bones in the foot. The two bumps you can feel sticking out on either side of your ankle are the medial and lateral malleolus, and part of the tibia.

-10 points for the missed opportunity to use 'PedophIsland' 

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

Forget genders. Just reverse the players. 10 years ago, this dancer pants’d Katy Perry. She didn’t want to make a big deal about it, but it’s been weighing on her recently and she wanted to get it off her chest.

Good question, because if they show up with warrants AND guns, it should pretty much be a successful raid.

People who try to blackmail others should be doxxed and publicly humiliated for the scummy losers they are.

I’m pretty sure when your wife is pulling your pants off, it’s not considered a “pants-ing”

There’s a differenec between a “bug” and an “exploit” you don’t seem to understand. There is no bug here, there’s nothing broken for them to fix. The workbench animations are working properly and the terrain is working properly, it’s just that when those two interact something unexpected happens. The only way to “fix”…