Word.

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

I can't believe you're writing that either...

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.

The seat do have a manual release, too! I can tell you all kinds of things about your car! I was a Aston tech for 3 years! ISN’T THAT EXCITING!?!?!? ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!!!

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

The firings will continue until morale improves.

You know who was really excited about this win by a semi-pro team from Gibraltar?

You type from a keyboard full of lies. ;-)

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

I’m not sure what your intentions were when telling me this but it still doesn’t change the fact that, at launch, it doesn’t work and I’m gravely disappointed by it.

Hell, Man

More like ... OJ Yayo, amirite?

Did you mean to type rouse? Is this some type of ruse?

Crexit? Crexit.

It really is pretty good.

I binge-watch it on a fairly regular basis. Even re-watching some episodes.

Well la-dee-da, look at Mr/Mrs Big Spender Millionaire over here who thinks a meal should cost over $5.

Yeah and also these guys get paid money to play a kids’ game. They’re living the dream. I remember a time when Fergie Jenkins had to work as an auto mechanic during the off-season just to make ends meet. And the man is a goddamn hall of famer. Although he shouldn’t be since he only won 295 games. What’s up with that…

I was listening to Spotify after watching this and heard not one but two ads for this bike (on sale for $98). Fun!