This was my favorite part of Gw2 - I got the game for free during a shitty part of my life where I was living with an unmotivated and unemployed now ex-girlfriend and was struggling to keep us afloat so I created a persona; “Egnards the Great”. I would go from boss to boss telling really corny jokes all night for tip…

Went there.

Remember when some chinese people were outraged about Kung Fu Panda, saying it was pillaging the chinese culture and that money the movie made should go to china?

“nearly every cartoon shows in Japan is freaking anime”

There was where you made your mistake: never do bard. Don’t talk to them, don’t even look at them, or they’ll start their satanic chanting that even the DM can’t understand. The next thing you know, you entire party is waking up in an alley in their underwear and seven old men are giving you strange looks, asking you…

I like the part in which he says “and they totally understand and are entranced in a world that we know nothing about”.

pssssst it’s a joke

I’m still waiting on the Seinfeld Persona game to come out.

I’m already writing a book! Fortunately it’ll be way more positive. Couple of the games in there are examples of Kickstarter done right.

Kickstarter has proved a great place to stretch your investigative journalism skills. I love these articles. I mean it sucks for the people who invested, but you could probably make a book about Kickstarter failed projects and scams.

Sorry, Couldn’t resist. Low hanging fruit and all that.

Tifa - Final Fantasy VII

Really? You don't like it so it's obviously for young people? You're 24, bro. Relax.