“Hey this tastes terrible!”

Has anyone tried gardiniera oil in their farina?

I’m partial to the fire version, myself:

When it comes to fish, I subscribe to Maxim 21's version of the phrase.

If you don’t want people to judge and chime in on your personal life and parenting choices, don’t post about them on Twitter or any other public platform. 

The most common way to use up leftover ham is eating it straight out of the fridge at any hour of the night and as a snack while deciding what non-ham thing to get out of the fridge.

They didn’t have that many eggs, but were able to substitute with 8 whole chickens.

Ehh...

Boiled Coca-Cola with lemon and ginger used to be considered a cold remedy in Hong Kong. Probably not a bad idea as the sugar and caffeine would perk you up while the lemon and ginger decongested you.

The big Ass water tower is in Gaffney, South Carolina!

It isn’t just you, but Center-Lefts have their share of law-breaking, too. Dear Leader’s supporters are so infuriating because they smugly don’t understand why THEIR actions are illegal, so it stands out more. Center-Lefts burn shit then look at the camera, point at it, say, “I burned that shit”, and then spray paint…

inb4 “sTiCk To CaRs”

Somewhere in the City of Troy, a weathered bureaucrat puts down his coffee, stares out the window, and says to no one in particular:  “Alright David, you want to dance?  Let’s dance.”

Definitely based on a 3rd generation Honda Accord (from a market that used the conventional headlights). The front and rear bumpers are identical, the headlights are the same shape, the grill and hood match, and the indent across the side of the car matches where the plastic trim would go on the Accord. The roughness…

Same here, unless it’s something I know I’ll be using a lot.

One cannot buy Tesla shorts. One can only sell them. 

Torch needs to find a pair, then do a photoshoot.

I can hit 138 decibels at 100 feet, just need to make a quick stop at the all you can eat Indian buffet and go heavy on the lentil soup.

they probably aren’t making the right payoffs, or more likely didn’t use union labor in their build.