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And here I am sitting here listening to my 5 year old grunting as he sits on the toilet and poops and feeling so incredibly fortunate that I'm able to watch him take a "big boy poop" and not have to deal with any major health issues. This would be the most unexpectedly sentimental poop of my life. Though to counter

game ships out with its own hard drive ;)

In related news, Borderlands 2 creator, Gearbox and Randy Pitchford have also asked the community to stop making Ellie porn, but for entirely different reasons.

Scribblenauts, bitch!

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Meanwhile, here's the sound of the Xbox One starting up.

Let me tell you about the ocean, motherfuckers.