They look like this on Instagram because they look like this ALL the time. Seriously, within upper-middle-class southern Evangelical culture, there is a very narrow range of acceptable appearances. And the more evangelical, the narrower the range.

How is it that in the header image all these women look the same? Even the black woman! It’s like they all contoured and highlighted together, or used the same make-up artist who only knows one style of make-up. 

Lies. Shower sex, while technically possible, is almost never pleasurable*

We fought a bloody revolution so you could freely decide whether to give a shit again.

They’ve been married just a couple years and Harry has already engineered an historic break from the royal family. That isn’t doing nothing.

I just read an amazing interview with Natasha Lyonne in RS and she said her best friend, Chloe Sevigny, was the one person who rallied so hard to get her work again after her drug-related downfall. And of course we’ve all seen the brilliant work from Lyonne since then... something for the Chloe Sevigny haters to chew…

But he’s got vision, and definitely doesn’t make the same film of a stand in of himself fucking far younger, at times barely legal, women who are typically “damaged” in some way over and over and over and over...

Here’s the thing I’ve always noticed about all these would be revolutionaries, new age philosophers, and people looking to “tell the truth” and/or “clear their name” who believe what they have to share is so important to the world. They’re never ones to put out their scribblings for free, even when they’re already…

Be sure to let your sister know that her son is internalizing her hate. 

It happens here in south Texas too. My bff was at a gas station and heard this lady yelling about all the Mexican speakers then got livid when people were pulling out phones to film her! Racism is a helluva drug.

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

When one progresses far enough down the path of the Dark Side, well...just look at what it did to Palpatine/ Trump/ Cheney/ literally every Sith lord

They don’t have children together.

You only dodge them when you don’t marry them.  He didn’t dodge this one; he was just lucky that the wound wasn’t fatal.

“God, I love that guy,” Kimberly Guilfoyle said to the crowded room at CPAC on Friday, referring to her boyfriend Donald Trump Jr.

I think he at least got grazed.

Man...Gavin dodged a bullet.  

“Four more years of Donald Trump! I say that every chance I get, I just like to trigger the left...”

The Grammy award snubs are one thing. But letting Jlo sing a whole motown tribute had to be the last straw. 

Confession: I did this without realising with one boyfriend.