Megan Kelly’s a Scorpio?! Nooooooo!  

I badly want Cohen to have kept a spreadsheet. Maybe on Google Drive.

Somewhere Bernie Madoff is shaking his head and wondering why he didn’t run for President. 

With stories like this I always wonder how they keep all the shady dealings straight. Like, is there an Excel spreadsheet somewhere with the list of what shell company invested in what doomed-before-it-was-built project, just so they can keep things straight? Or what fake spokesman gave what quote to what paper? And,…

It’s almost as if these are just terrible people, right down to their cores. [thinking emoji]

I mean I think the comment is righteously judgmental - women NEED to be aware of what their bodies do and are capable of. In the age of the internet, sure there might be some dubious or incorrect advice out there, but it’s not DIFFICULT to get good information. Even a woman who is homeless or works nontraditional…

Soooo here’s the thing, I was an independent childbirth educator for many years I find it incredible how few women today take pregnancy, birth, breastfeeding classes. This nonsense of “nobody told me!” I hear a lot, and I hear it from women who obsessively research which mascara, face cream, blow dryer .... to buy but…

I think she doesn’t work.

Oh, so she still beggin’ for an ass-whoopin’, then?

Experts have been warning for years that Big Dick Energy is a non-renewable resource. Maybe now Pete Davidson will finally wake up and investigate solar and wind power.

Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

People who drink at a rate that prevents them from actually feeling the effects of the alcohol are obnoxious bores.

Serious question: If one is not “drinking enough alcohol to notice its effects” then why is one imbibing at all? A huge percentage of the population drinks every single day - not to the point of getting shitfaced drunk, but certainly to the point of *feeling its effects*. Whether that’s just one glass to ‘take the…

Just wanted to say: Sorry for all the concern trolling your getting for your wife’s drinking. It’s very weird. I was gonna to keep that comment to myself, but after seeing 1 more comment about it, I had to give you an internet pat on the back for “Sheesh really”

Anyone who has ever more than 3 drinks in a sitting knows he’s lying, especially when he started drinking as a teenager and loves his beer. That’s not a guy who has one beer with dinner and calls it a night. That’s a guy cracking one at noon on Saturday to watch football and drinks the rest of the day with his…

I was a serious dancer throughout college, but after college I had an injury that required major, complicated surgery. Recovery was slow and painful and I got VERY depressed. I’ve always been thin, but after surgery I lost over 20lbs from a combination of not exercising (no muscle mass) + being depressed/not eating. I…

To include the weed. Let’s be honest. 

That’s Patton Oswalt in a wig:

Well, I would love to be paid those $17.49 per hour.

The good thing about her though is that as a brand unto herself she provided more shine to Uber than the other way around. WOC’s are used to being the “diversity” hire. Comes with the territory so its nothing we aren’t used to, its what you make of it when you get there. And let’s face it, in the C-Suite how many WOC…