I remember back in middle school when I got Metal Gear Solid 2 being very confused by the whole Corp -> “core” spelling/pronunciation thing. Nice to see our president is on par with 13 year old me.

In a now deleted tweet, Trump tweeted about the Marine “Core” and not the Marine Corps. It was deleted and replaced with the corrected spelling, but President Bone Spurs got DRAGGED as a result:

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

She isn’t dumb. Get out while there are still assets.

No, he’s saying that he is specifically not offering women chances at major career advancement because he’d feel entitled to fuck them if he did.

That was fucking horrid. The entitlement.

have you?

“I just, I gotta be honest with you. You know, she looking good. I’m spending so much money on her photo shoots. I gotta fuck a couple times.”

This drives me bananas. If the overbearing mother thing was true (which it is not), surely another part of that puzzle is the weak and ineffectual and/or absent father that seems to go along with the overbearing mother. So, maybe not the ma’s fault? Maybe the dude who’s supposed to model decent male behaviour fucked…

people who have suffered abuse and other trauma are OVERWHELMINGLY over-represented among defendants.

Slow. Clap.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Women don’t owe you shit.

He probably used a tanning bed because he heard a a tan makes you look thinner. He just looks bloated and red. He probably should have cut out the alcohol for a month to really sell his scam.

What are these before and after pictures about? He just got redder and hairier.

Seriously. My boss’ 13 year old son DRAGS me on Instagram. I dare not fight back.

I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

I feel like much would be accomplished by clearing house at the DNC and DCCC and putting these kids in charge.

You getting banned from YouTube for being an asshole is NOT A FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUE!

So how do we get him that last strike then?